It was my mom's last wish
that she would take all the prayers with theirfamily forjourney
please must come,
you all come tojourney
and pray for my rest in peace
after death why spirit becomes restless
if a person died so he is free...
then why he becomes restless
it's not like that
if any dying person's last wish is not fullfilled
then her son will fulfill it
you won't go forthejourney
understood!
His mom was in hospital since 2 years
he didn't come to show his face
he was earning dollars in america
now he is pretending forthe world
not for his mom's rest in piece
and as long you make your face long
you won't get holidays
where thisjourney is going?
I don't believe that you have come
look! Kids are very happy
give me one dozen fat ganpati
give me that krishna...
and give me eight body builder hanuman
what are you saying?
Give me 5 that one who is sitting on tiger
what is the total? Total 3 dozen
it's 3 dozen
then you will give me 3 sain baba for bonus
he is in demand
pack them properly and send it to white car
he is distributing wine like offerings
what's in it?
What should i say?
It's gangajal...
why it's so bitter?
Actually ganga is very dirty...
appologize, they were fasting
hello! We were fasting
and you gave us wine
wine is allowed in fasting
it's made by sugarcane
and it gives you energy
and feel very good
he is abusing in this month
did you see?
Truth is bitterthan wine
it's a limit... papa please!
Yesterday that mistake you have done
it's a sin in mom's view...
and today mom is fasting for that sin
tell me one thing
how could i will be free from my sins if she will fasting
it means your phone is on charging
and my battery is getting full
get down!
Papa! We are doing practice
today is a pot ceremony tomorrow is your exams
who will go for exams?
Why you make problems in god'sjob?
Nothing will happen to him
he has become govinda
my son won't become any actor
he will become a cricketer get down!
I have brought those new sculptures...
remove all the tags from all of them
watch how i will send them in ten thousand rupees
and bring out the sample from all of them
when a temple was building up in badrinath
then this sculpture was appeared from the floor
what are you saying?
A great saint was gone forjourney
and it was a bright sunny day
so i gave him a glass of water
he was impressed from me
and he gave me this sculpture
and my fate is changed since this i have got this sculpture
i have bought this rental shop
and i have got three bedroom flat in buleshwar...
amazing!
Then you sell this sculpture to me
what should i tell you i am in trouble
i must go to hell if i talk about to sell krishan
you want me to sell god, look what he is saying
listen to me...
you can hear his flute
it's time for him to play the flute
did you hearthat?
You sell it to me. No!
I will sell it to someone special
who special?
That saint told me that,
some great person will come from rajhistan and take it
i am that person
look at my car,
and there is a sticker of om sain,
you are right!
What did you tell me your name?
Bhanwar lal...
he is that person...
what happen? Saint has written your name
look at this... bhanwar lal
what's written on that?
I don't understand anything
it's written in madrasi
saint was madrasi only he live in dhwarika
this sculpture is yours
you are the right person
youjust listen but don't understand
i said i can't take the money of this sculpture
but i will have to pay that saint
why not?
Here is your 100 rupees
only 100 rupees, mahadev!
It's a worshipjob and you can't force anyone
do you remember how much i had that day
only twenty rupees
do you remember? So what have i done
i was wearing the same gold chain
i gave that chain to saint
it depends on yourfaith
what are you saying?
I will give my ring along with gold chain
now where this sculpure will appear
it will be appearfrom mathura
until people will believe in toys
till then our business will keep going
do you understand? Kanji!
It's a god's sculpture
don't call it toy
it's the human illusion that it's a god
what have i told you?
Now i will bite him
close the shop
please take care of my shop for one month
why? I am going for hajj
it's betterto go on hajj that repairyour shop
if two people will cough then your shop will collapse down
we have to go one more place
what mishra?
You call me from kashi for one day and don't give me rest
that's a small area
if you will meet them once
then we will get all the votes
he is rowdy and my rathore is next block
calm down!
It's a swami's order
i didn't gave any order
saint sidheshwarjust told
that to see the crowd with yogurt
krishan and murli
and today they will eat milk and butterfrom their lovers
yes! They will eat butter and milk
and saint siddharwesh also said that this ceremony will go on for one hour
yourtime starts now!
Where are you going?
Stop!
What you have done?
If you won't study then i will shoot you
you will be punished foryour sin
show the fear of god to someone else
i will see what god will do with me
go home! Rain is about to start
it's not rain it's earthquake
rumours are speareded on many places
your god must be happy today
look! What he got to eat?
Earlier people left in the dish
but now they are feeding him
let him eat, you are responsible for everything
did you see! Nothing happened
that must be mohammed bhai's shop
as per sources this shop was registered on shri kaanji lal
these visuals are of that shop
there are many old shops in this market
only kanjilal's shop is collapsed
switch on the ndtv news
brother in law's shop is demolished
have some patience
you go there with kids
me and everybody is coming there
we are coming
all god's sculptures are collapsed
shop is demolished
it seems that nothing was here
what wasn't here?
Till afternoon we had the stock of 2.5 million
and we will have to pay to clean this mess
why you will have to pay?
Sell the broken sculptures and says
that they were appear in amarnath
what are you saying?
You are about to finish
do you have any idea of loss? 4 million!
He got 2.5 million stock on credit and renewed the 1.5 million stock last month
credit of 4 million
where did you get that money?
We got some money to put our house on mortgage
i have got him one million from my friend
he also gave 5 lacs from his pocket
in greed of 18./. Interest
and you didn't ask me anything
now how we will arrange the money again?
We don't have more than 40 thousand in bank account
and we don't have anyjewellery
everything will be fine, how?
Understand!
Noryou would false about god
northis earthquake would have come
you people think that this god who doesn't exist
i said something against him
that's why he collapsed my shop
it meansjust to prove himself
he collapsed only my shop
and still if i won't believe in him
then he will give me more loss
yes!
I still don't believe in you...
i have't got any loss
everything is gone!
We have only this safe left
rolex!
You have rolex on your wrist
it's worth must be 2 lacs
it worths 1 million
i'm sure you must have read terms and conditions before signing the policy
not at all!
Your officer said that sign all those
places where i have marked, so i signed it
your policy...
ensures your shop from theft, fire and fraud
it's correct!
But not against act of god.
Look! Everything is written here
you are in trouble!
In last riots i have fought the case forfew innocent hindus
so few of my own communitee people turned me to this condition
dad can't walk
but you want to fight with thing
who made your entire communitee
you won't escape!
I have no choice
i won't escape!
Look! I couldn't go to fight the case in this condition
but if any lawer is refusing to fight your case
then you can fight your own case
is it possible?
If you are agreed then i will prepare your legal notice
i will be very greatful to you
do you believe in allah? Yes!
Allah and bhagwan are same
then i am going to fight against him
so why are you helping me?
You are not the only petitioner
everyone have the petitions
where to send this notice?
God's address is...
you don't have it. Then?
Judge will refuse your case in first hearing
i don't have his address but where people goes to find him
i have that address.
Relax!
This case won't be accepted in court
leave everything on me
you don't need to come in court
i think we should meet that person
we should listen his problem
and we should have understand.
But our god is one
and today one man...
has accused our god
it's not our personal fight
but it's the fight for every human
who have faith in god
that's why i have decided that
i and gopi
will go to court to answerthat human
i am still saying
think once again
i have decided
today is the first hearing of this case
and today court will decide
that such case could be accepted or not
you are here? Yes!
You will sit here
sit!
How is your rolex?
Does it shows the perfect time
he spreaded the butter rumour
we have been told that
you will defend your case
i don't have another choice
all lawyers are afraid so...
i will have to fight this case
it's a publicity stunt
i don't understand the english but i have understood
that he is talking about to close this case
you are right!
I don't want to fight this case
i am a businessman
i don't care either god exists or not
insurance company told me that god has collapsed your shop
or my shop has collapsed cause of god
so i said fine, god give me the money and case closed
but why god will demolish your shop
fool!
Come in the witness box and speak
god shall forbid his sins
why god will demolish your shop
i am also saying that
why god will demolish my shop
he have many other importantjobs
so you tell this thing to insurance company and get me my money
and the matter is over
why insurance company should give you the money?
You have signed the terms and conditions of insutance company
so i will have to catch the god
then call your ram, shiv whoeveryou like
god won't come on earth for a sinner human like you
he will come if he would be existed
you have a turnover of millions and you have to settlement for small amount
in fact i will give you cash discount
he is calling business to serving god
it's business
go to any temple
then first of all pay for parking
pay for special line
then pay money for buying flowers and candles
and donation box is in front of god's sculpture
and they take money for offerings
who are you? Krishna vasudev yadav
what?
Krishna from gokul
you are from u. P
you call me bhaiya or kanhaiya
are you a man or stuntman?
You can also call me stuntman
but people calls my stunts to miracle
hold tight!
You are not wearing helmet.
Drop me to brahman v ari
do one thing
go straight then left
then right then left
and your house will be next
if you have dropped me here then drop me to my house
myjob is to show the way it's your job to find the destiny,
keep 100 rupees
take care! Yes!
Is everything alright?
Go upstairs then you will know
wejust survived otherwise...
i am talking to police officers, you don't worry
people have thrown stone on us
they have thrown acid bombs
i don't care if i burn and die but what about kids
if a single drop of acid will come to jigna's face then...
i won't let anything happen to her i am a father
then realize the dad's responsibility
take the case back, you are a fool
my house is about to sold
where i will take all of you
we don't have another choice, why don't you understand?
Let's go jigna,
i won't leave my dad
i will slap on yourface
who is there? Bhagwan!
If you would be a muslim so messenger
if you would be christian then jesus
you are hindu that's why krishan.
You came here too.
You done the great stunts,
and you must act very well7
you go and meet with tv channel
they make ramayan, mahabharat over and over again
kanhaya came in suit to mess with me
our gods are like these.
They all are in naked
this is your wedding picture. You are wearing sherwani
so from that wedding day you are still wearing sherwani
look at this!
These are my old time pictures
if i will hold them all day long then i won't have pain in my hands
think!
Actually our latest photos are not updated on facebook yet
people likes us so we don't care it we don't have any problem
let it be!
It's enough!
Mahadev!
Nor anyone can see me nor anyone can hear me except you
i am coming!
What happen?
Can you see him?
He calls himself god!
I can see him,
he can see you. My name is krishna!
I am your new neighbour, neighbour!
To whom kaanji bhai left his house on mortgage
he sold this house to me
here are the papers
i am sorry forjoke
what is this?
How could he sell my house
i was about to pay him, and i have already paid him
it's not possible!
This is my house, relax!
When you will get your money from god
then return me money
i will go from here
and by the way i left that place when my project is over
if you have to leave this house then why did you buy this house
are you a pimp!
Don't laid me so down
i have a consultancy firm
i gave advice to people. Advice?
Whoever calls me?
Solutions for every problem
sometimes it takes too long
but i must reach there
like i came here to help kaanji bhai
my help?
I have found out after buying this house that you are in trouble
court case, family are gone
you can stay here
in return i will only use your house appliances
like tv, fridge and other stuff
fine but remember
one day i will buy this house from you
i mean i promise!
He is a nice man, did you say something?
Thanks for giving me shelter in my own house
i will sleep on the terrace
you can sleep anywhere
after all this is your house
there is light switch back side, switch it off before sleeping
it's not a powerfailure, you have switced it off
i didn't switched off
you are drunk. So?
His wife is gone,
who will live that crazy man?
I don't even talk to him
what a bike? But who is this man?
I think he came last night
who is playing classical music?
I have heard that new tenant came to live in his house
he is very handsome
i don't look like handsome to you
what is this?
I was awakening the birds. What?
I was doing practice
it's a good thing in morning
don't do it in my house
it's your house play whateveryou want
good morning! What happen?
Not me! Some lady came in your house
i have brought the breakfast
i thought your wife is gone so... i don't need it
i will have bread and butter
where is butter?
I have got it all
that was half kilogram, you have got it all
it's my favourite thing that's why i have got it all
tell me one thing
why butter is so salty here?
You came alone?
Where is your wife? I have...
sixteen thousand, what? She lives in solapur
what did you heard?
Sixteen thousand!
Not sixteen thousand
she lives in solapur
he can't handle a single wife how would i handle sixteen thousand wives
you may leave!
He is a fraud. He calls himself god
if you will eat alot then you will be sick
nothing happens to me
i am standing underyour house
i don't want to be a news item foryou
and never call me again
just one interview
since he filed a case against god
since he is all alone
you will have to walk alone in that way
now we will have to see
that how far my friend can go...
155 letters and few phone calls
their claims are stuck for act of god from last many years
and they all want...
that you should also fight their case
my son and his wife died in that incident
he is my grandson
if i will get insurance money for his cancer
then it be will betterfor me
he is aslam bhai
he is very scared
he lost everything in last tsunami
he lost everything in water what he saved for his sister's wedding
so you also file the case
i will be disowned from my family
if i will go against maulvi or my religion
look! You are not going against anyone
who taught you about religion
you arejust asking them a question
that why allah has done with you
when you don't have shelter
then maulvi will give you shelter in his house
religion made for humans
but humans doesn't made for religions
rather he made human helpless
or a terrorist.
Whateverthe court's verdict will be
every generation should have vision like you
you are chanting these mantras
please explain us the meaning
yourfees is 500. We will give you yourfee
explain us one mantra and take five rupees
let's go!
They have also watch kaanji's interview.
One day somebody put the stone in the middle of field
and second day few people put garlands on that stone
now people made that place into hanuman's temple
it's the only field of this area, if we won't play here then where
we will go. We will talk to kaanji bhai
that person can ruin anyone
i will remove this temple from here
i have to eat in toilets.
Eat it forfew more days
you will have to live hungry forever
i have got such a huge field on rent
now nobody comes here
what i can see few people
if they will listen to kaanji
then people will lost their faith from us
people shouldn't stop to visit the temple
nothing will happen like that.
In this country
people goes to temples more than schools
high court has accept 455 cases
now we will see that how kaanji will debate on these cases
what is the acre of temple place
22 acres
which has 30 small temples
it means you have made the shopping mall of bhagwan
and there are 142 priest in all these temples
outside of yourtemple
do you know how many beggars are? What?
Beggars!
You rememberthe counting of sculptures and priest
but do you remember how many beggars sat outside of yourtemple
those beggars are sitting outside his temple none of them
are allowed to enterthe temple
howeverthe weather is but they are not allowed to enterthe temple
don't say no...
yourtemple's priest told me that
he also told me that...
if you want to win this case then come every monday
then i asked him where do i come?
So he told me that come in shiv jee's temple
and bring a mug of milk
then watch, i said fine
i will do it
and i reached on monday along with mug of milk
there was a huge line
everyone was standing with a mug of milk
i thought there must be someone who is drinking the milk
otherwise they all are not fools who are carrying a mug of milk
when my turns came i went inside
nobody was inside who would drink the milk
there was a black stone on centre
that's called shivling
yes! Shivling was placed there
and that stone was full of milk
and right next from that stone
milk was passing from that line
i thought somebody must be standing outside
but i didn't found anyone outside
entire milk was going in gutter
and there was a beggar standing nearthat gutter
he must be hungry from 5 days
he was trembling with hunger
he might have to drink that milk how to get it from gutter
so i gave my mug of milk to that beggar
and do you know what did he said after having that milk
god bless you!
Then every person who came to temple instead of putting that milk on stone
if he will feed to some poor person then it will be greatestjob
instead of putting flowes on tomb
if you will give clothes to some naked beggar
then allah will be very happy
and it's betterto light the candles in front ofjesus
light those candles to some poor's slum
then he will never have darkness in his house
you don't believe in god
i am god
then i am amitabh bachchan
milk, flowers, candles all these thing are related to religion
you will not understand the meaning of these things
because you are a pervert
so please stop all those dramas with the name of traditions
do you know how much oil has been wasted what people put on hanuman
people paste the coins on sculpture
what hanuman will do with the coins?
Kaanji bhai is absolutely right.
Saain baba spent his entire life for poor people
until he was alive
he was wandering forthe single drop of oil
and today after his death
tell me one thing!
Whoevertruly pray to god
he have the blessing of god
then tell me...
why bus fell down from the mountains when people goes to visit amarnath
they were going to pray the god
then god directly called them up
and tell me any single car who met an accident and it doesn't have god's photo
it's not a debate of good or bad
this is court and we need proof
and we have proof
your signatures on insurance papers
that's why legally you have no right to demand money from insurance company
and as long my question is...
we don't accept insurance companies
if they have written
that judge has brought earthquake
then judge will pay the money
same as that writing god's name in policy
god is not responsible to pay the money
if you want that god shall return your money
then prove it that god is behind this earthquake
he did it. In writing!
Do you have in written?
We don't take decisions on debates
howeveryour arguments are valid forthe citizens,
but if you can't prove them,
then they don't worth it
do you have any proof...
this court gives you the last chance for one month
in next hearing if you won't bring the proof
there is only meaning of all discussions
that my shop is collapsed from earthquake by god
and along with me
whoever got loss cause of god
god will also pay the money to all of them...
what are you doing?
Let him speak!
If it will be prove that god exists
then we will be save to pay the money
now you want to put the blame on us
you can't blame the god for your scheme
because only we have the copyright to god
till today ljust heard that
people 7respects the god
today i have also heard that god have the copyrights
they have made the brand of god
today i believe
that god doesn't exists
he can't be
because if he would exists
then he would have picked up the frauds like you
i have proved what i had to
are you alright?
Call the ambulance
you can't go inside
he is my husband, i have to meet him
is he alright?
Now only god can save him
where am i?
Now don't ask these questions
you are in i.c.u.
Yourfamily are outside
nobody is allowed to enter
how did you come?
I have come to awake you
it's time foryou to awake
you have cursed the god
and where is the heart?
On your left side
that's why god has paralised your left side
i am not saying that
all media are spreading this rumour
if you want...
i can treat you
are you a doctor?
I am all in one
if you want i can show you a miracle
now do you believe?
I have come in that look
what you always watch on tv,
in calendar
i am standing in that look
but kaanji bhai i am not like that
please forgive me!
Like a prayer is incomplete without god
same as that god...
is also incomplete like a true prayer
why you didn't show me this miracle earlier
that's the problem,
i am krishna that's why i make miracles
i do miracles
i am not krishna forthat
it means you exists
god exists
and god is not my father
but he is my father i am everyone's friend
but nobody thinks that i am his friend
people made you a big person
but i am not like that what people think about me
i also have common sense
i am not interested flowers, candles
ljust want that they distribute these things in poor people
if i like something then that's love
so i don't believe in you
i am a pervert
so why you appear in front of me
what are you looking at?
It happened what you wanted
what are you looking at?
I have told you that i am everywhere
i am raining in some fields
i am making nest with birds
i am also having lunch with ants
are you alright?
Yes!
Who you wanted to introduce me?
Nobody!
What are you doing?
Don't wear it in your neck
you have taught the people that's totally wrong...